The world lacks, I have decided, a website of badly doctored images containing variations on the words "Done a Poo". So, here it is.
Actually, in the light of recent events, this is sort of scarily prescient! Now that Sylvia Browne's dead (her prediction of living to be 88 being 11 years out - which is probably why she'd already booked her holiday for 2014), have you thought of jumping into her vacated niche, if you'll pardon the expression? As proof of precognitive Rasputin-like scariness goes, this is as good as anything she ever came up with!
The glorious leader of North Korea does not do poos. Due to his perfection all waste feacal matter mysteriously undergos a metamorphasis and is turned into the sweetest tasting nectar. This in turn is ingested by the glorious leader and so the great cycle continues.
I fart flower petals. Even so, I like this blog :-)
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